Yeah, you're right. Enjoying being an adult by refusing to let some kid dictate your enjoyment is the same thing as believing that everyone gets a level playing field from the get-go. Totally.
What? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Those two had every right to that ball. You buys your ticket, and you takes your chances. The ball was thrown in the stands, not directly to that kid. I'm a grown man and have never caught a baseball despite going to many, many games over the years. Why should that kid get it…
This place has been slowly breaking down for the last year and a half. Like a train expending its last bursts of energy, the last cole in its fire pit, we've been coasting down the tracks towards a chasm at the end of the line. When I think of all the fun we used to have around here, it makes me sad. Adios, Rose. I…
Ah, Lobstr. This made me laugh way more than a grown man should've. Spasiba
And everyone else is all, "Dude, you're over 22. Enough with the cargo shorts. And shots of Patron. Cut that shit out, too."
I happily accept your transept-able humor.
I should've known that you'd beat me to this joke, Rose. As always, I bow to you.
HamNo, I really do love your articles. Everything in this post sums up why I hate the USA Today so much. I'm trying not to laugh out loud in class right now.
I think, in order to deserve a chance at redemption, you have to ask for one.
